"S"hit and Run !

I am in the mood of abusing! I am a proponent of driving as fast as you can, changing lanes as many times as you want to as long as no other driver has to change his/her speed to accomodate your thrills. However, everyone who drives a car or observes other cars while gracing the passenger seat will have some time seen an act that cannot be described better than a "Shit and Run" ....
I jammed my mustang into third gear as i moved to the rightmost lane in an attempt to overtake this really old man in an Oldsmobile driving so slow that it was obvious that he dint wanna go home to his wife.  As I blazed past him,  right infront of me, a honda accord merges onto the lane from a gas station. Since he was just a couple of meters ahead of me, and the left lane wasnt empty I had to slow down to 10 miles an hour from 60 as the jackass butted in at around the same speed. However, after I slowed down, he suddenly accelerates and zooms away creating this distance between us and kinda looks back and gleams at the fact that he hasnt hampered anything coz now there is a 6 car gap between the two of us. This is the common feat that I call the "Shit and Run!"
I used to take my doberwomann, Jenny for walks and set her loose in a field near our house. Jenny used to prance around and then start examining spots to take a good dump. Once the perfect crapping atmosphere was located she used to leave her load upon the road, and run away from it immediately as if to say "I didnt do it! thats not my shit." This is exactly analogous to the stunt pulled off by Mr Honda Accord. He pulled up infront of me, made me reduce my speed (in other words: shat all over the road), and then when I had slowed down for him (becoz of the stench of his shit)  accelerated and left me behind to make himself believe that he hadnt shat all over the road. I wish I cud drive up next to him, roll down my window and scream at him " Running away from ur shit does not change the fact that you shat!" For all those of you who drive regularly, you will definitely know what i am bitching about, for those who dont, look out for the Shit and Run,  and this story will make perfect sense when u spot it.