A degree apart! (Mickey's funny)

Mickey and Amelia anchor the best rock station in the area 97.9 Baltimore Rock or 98 Rock ! Today Mickey made a funny that would probably escape all cept the die hard rock fans in the area. Amelia said "Its 98 in Baltimore today, will be 99 tomorrow but wont last" Mickey immediately said "Well, of course, 99 could never last but 98 degrees would last forever!" On the rare occasion even Amelia dint get it then, and I was speculating that he was making fun of Jessica Simpson's bf Nick's band, 98 Degrees. So amelia said "I dont get it" and Mickey says " Well 99.1 HFS dint last did they but 98 rock will last forever, so 99 will perish, leaving a Spanish breeze!" and cracked up. It was hilarious.

For those who dont know, one of my fave rock channels, 99.1 HFS overnight became a Spanish music channel.

Follow ups to IRONIC And You might be ....

Is it Ironic that I write a Master's thesis on "Time and Communication Synchronization in Wireless Sensor Networks" and become "Time and Communication" Desynchronized from the rest of the world while writing it, by waking up at 2:00 am and sleeping at 4:00pm?

You might be .....!

You might be an INSOMNIAC if you live on the east coast, and your friends on the west coast tell you that they havta put down the phone coz they wanna go to bed!

PS. Style adapted from Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a REDNECK if ..." series.

PS2: Check the post timing!  

Law of the Land!

A couple of days ago, my roomy (kept anonymous for now) and I were discussing something, which triggered me to rate some girl (again kept anonymous) on a scale of 1-10. The rating (again must be unspoken) was different from what would be expected! I responded that thats becoz she is from Greenbelt! Roomy responded that "Hey, she doesnt live in Greenbelt anymore!" Thats when we "laid" down the law of the land:

            "She who gets laid in Greenbelt, is from Greenbelt!"

 

 

 

Changing Myself!

I am freaked out! I noticed this afternoon at 5:00, after spending the whole day in my room studying, that I have 4 t-shirts lying my the bed, and I have been in each of them at some time since 1:00. And I havent even left the house. Well, since I have been dressing up for myself all afternoon, i guess I'll just go and finish the date. bye.

I am so high, I can hear heaven!

Just watched Spiderman 2 at home. Kinda had to notice, as you can see in the picture, that he definitely takes advantage of high-rise buildings to get around the city in his crime fighting attempts. Couldnt help wondering what would spiderman do if he were in alabama? No high rises, just little houses, howwud he swing around? Guess if he were crime fighting in Alabama, he'd be driving a Pickup truck to get around just like all the other Alabaman heros. Well, as long as it works for Kirsten, its worth it!

At the stroke of ELEVEN!

Whats wrong with the world?

New York : 9/11

Madrid     : 3/11

Bombay   : 7/11

Are some very sick people just having fun?  

A little NOTE:  A friend pointed out to me that I posted this piece under A-musing, and might go the wrong way with some people. I obviously feel really bad about the horrible event, and in no way find it "Amusing." I use the section A-musing, as short thoughts or A "musing" Just in case anyone wasnt on the same page, sorry.

HeadStong!

It's over! The world cup, my loyal friend during this lonely month of thesis writing, is over! I rooted for Argentina, and then when they got booted out, I turned to France, after Zinadine Zidane's rebirth! France, a rather not-in-form team, couldnt play during the day, but kicked ass during the evening games. Why? The stars, the oldies, cant run when its hot! Anyways, anytime France lost would be Zidane's last game. Making it to the big final, made the final, IT! 4 minutes into the game, Zidane had taken a penalty kick for a foul and France and Zidane were on their way to a dream final! Italy came back to score and the game went into overtime. Somewhere in the overtime, Zidane almost blasted a header into the goal, missing as the goalkie barely got a finger to it. Things were going peacefully into penalty-kicks and then it happened. Suddenly, the camera focussed on Zidane, and he rammed his head into Marco Materazzi's chest. The two seemed to be exchanging trash-talk for a while, and then we saw Zidane send Materazzi flying to the ground with his head. Woooh! It was awesome. I know several reasons are gonna come up in the next few days. My take is that Marco kept saying nasty things to him all game and finally said something like "You couldn't head something if your life depended on it, could you?" and Zidane showed him that he could head an entire human being an entire meter. Last game, a red, but maybe the satisfaction of a lifetime!  Now everyone's gonna say Zidane lost the game for France, etc, etc. Coulda, woulda, shoulda! Zidane couldave won the game for France, but he had already smashed 2 goals in the 1998 finals where France won. So for Zidane, been there, done that! but sending a man through the air with your head. Damn! Zidane shall be remembered for something that I have never seen anyone do before! Long live the KING!

Logging off!

I dont know if any of you have watched Austin Powers, but the dude has a problem I have: MUST PUN, MUST PUN.

For example, when some henchman falls into the water and a shark bites his head off, Austin says stuff like:

"Not a good time to  lose one's head"

"He was not very headstrong"

"He'll never be the head of a major corporation" and so on .....

Yesterday, we were watching a movie, The Matador, which had a scene where a couple were having sex, and a huge log (tree) came crashing through the room where they were doing it, forcing them to stop!

This is what came to mind:

"He must have had trouble  logging off"

"The event must have disrupted his logarhythm"

"I hope she appreciated his logisizing"

Somebody stop me! smoking! hahhahahhahahha 

Now thats NEWS!

A long, long time ago, the news used to be the most watched program in the world. A source of entertainment, knowledge, a bit of everything. Present day, the news is an account of horrible events happening in the world, and a one-sided politically governed mind-numbingly dumb take on world affairs. So what could make some guy watch the news all day. Trust the French to find the solution. I could watch this news channel till my jaws finally drop off! The reason ... The one and only, Melissa Theuriau and whats better, she's French, she's talking in French and she walks on the beach naked and proud of it, coz SHE IS FRENCH!

Well, I dont think I have anything more to say .. and this is why ... (Guys, you will thank me for this one!)