Dirrrty Laundry!
So, most people do laundry on a regular basis. I do the more natural thing when laundry day closes in on me: I buy 3 boxers and stall the situation (I wont reveal for how many days!) and pray for the elastics on all the others, coz as long as the elastic is up and working, those babies stay in the rotation :)
So, come laundry day, I heaped up, and I mean heaped up all the stuff that merited a good wash. I carried things down to the laundry room and had a little flashback. The last time I was there, just before I started the washer I remembered that the pair of boxers I was wearing, my favorite, would remain unwashed and hence out of the rotation. I couldnt afford to leave my lucky boxers out and risk not wearing them for (?) months. So I looked around, took a deep beadth, and shed them both (I can undress real fast for the records!), and then quickly put my pajamas back on (I can get dressed and bolt even faster!) Its kinda cool going commando. Later, my roommates had fun at my expense when they told me that there was a camera in the laundry (not true). I chuckled thinking of my last escapade as I complimented myself for wearing a boxer this time that I dint care about at all.
So, things were going really smooth, when I realized that my jammies that I wear all the time and desperately needed washing were on me. MMMM quite the predicament. Anyways, so I promptly took of my jammies and put them into the washer. As I stood in my boxeres loading quarters into the machine, i heard "Moto" my new motorazr scream for me. Fear came all over me as I realized that I had dumped poor Moto with my jammies into the washer. As I rescued her, I thanked Raj for rescuing her. We now owe him a treat. A pretty eventful laundry session, i decided to make to back to my pad, and decided that shedding my jammies was much less risky than forgetting to put in my boxers. But as a left the laundry room, a whole family seemed to be going for dinner, a couple of girls were going out, and they all looked at me and smiled! oooooops. I wanted to stop them and explain to them what had led to my current state, but whatever. So forgetting boxers was less embarrassing than forgetting jammies. Learn from this episode people!
Sometimes, its tons of fun when the simplest things you do turn into a story, its awesome to have fun with the simple things in life.
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