KaunTribute

Claimer: 1)This post contains explicit content and is not meant to be offensive. 2)I dub these soldiers of discovery above the threshold of coolidity. 3) Just becoz i wrote sensible stuff since turned 26, does NOT mean I have lost my ability to be completely immature! 4) This post will be much more fun if you are high!

We’ve all heard the expression “think outside the box!” There are some people who just can’t do that because inside the box is where they wanna be. Then there are some who manage to break free of the box and serve as idols for the ones trapped inside. However, a chosen few were never meant to be in the box in the first place. They jump out of it with ease and then turn around and say “The box is not a box, it’s a sphere!” People in this elite category have received various treatments from society. Some hailed by the world as wizards of their time, and were bestowed honors such as the Nobel Prize or Knighthood by the Queen. The others may have been totally unappreciated for their contribution, called freaks or weirdoes for their unconventional claims, or even hanged in their time, and worshipped 3 generations later.

So, someone proved that the atom can be split into yet another particle. Sure, this will effect our lives 100 years from now, but what about the men and women who left their little marks on everyday life? Years and years ago, when the word “sitting” was not invented, and language was just developing, some guy must have been squatting on the road, and another guy passed by him and asked “Hey, what are you doing?” The dude looked up and said “I am SITTING!” What made him say that? There was no word called "sitting" at that time! That’s a moment of originality! Or maybe he was bihari, like the dudes who say “wassing massine” instead of “washing machine”, and was taking a shit on the side of the road, wanted to say “I am SHITTING” and ended up discovering the word “Sitting!” And who is going to pay tribute to the first undergrad girl who wanted to say “My dad said …..” and suddenly burst into “And then my dad was like” … Means, that is like, that is like soooooo novel! “And then Tom was like, Jill was like, that Becca is like such a slut!” We all use her invention today! I salute you little undergrad girl! Again, we all get angry at things that happen to us everyday, but who got so angry at someone, that they wanted to come up with a comeback, or a means of telling the other person off, and suddenly stuck out their middle finger! The other person must have been like “Oh he is so angry! I should chill!”

But moments of sheer genius are not restricted to language and gestures. In days of old, some guy walked past a tobacco plant, and thought to himself, “Man, I gotta set that thing on fire and smoke it, that would be so cool!” And then God made the marijuana plant for us. After years of frustration of his invention being unnoticed, he sent down the “chosen one” to earth to enlighten us all! That kid saw the marijuana plant, and immediately knew. “Heaven is high, I must get higher, must burn and smoke that plant too!”

One day a couple was having sex and suddenly half-way through, the guy looked up (or down) at the one he trusted and loved and said “Baby, Would you suck it for me?” Or maybe it was the girl who invented this great deed thinking to herself, “I’m just too tired to have sex with the bastard, maybe I should just suck it and put him to sleep!” All hail the mighty blow job! Coz sex may be biological (animals do it too), but I have never seen animals giving blow jobs (it’s a human thing to do!)

Who was the first girl who did the math, “Mmmmm, I’m not getting laid, mmm, opposites attract, mmm, men are hairy, mmmm, let me shave my legs and make them silky smooth!” Ladies, you must profusely thank this talented mathematician and inventor; What if she never made her discovery? What if .......? I am sure her math got her more respect than a Nobel prize could ever bring! And yeah, who was the first dude who thought instead of me and my ten friends all having a ball to kick around in the field, let us adults all fight over one ball, that would be fun! So, my friends, sport was invented! And then there was a desi dude who thought to himself, “Lets 14 of us get together, split into teams of 7, one of us run across the line, touch the others, and try to get them to touch, hold, wrestle me to the ground! AND not to forget lets do this wearing diapers!” Yes, Kabbadi was invented! And if you ask me, I can bet on which team he played for. Infact, he was a genius!

Well, the list goes on, it’s hard to even imagine how many moments of sheer genius are never hailed in their true worth. But this is my little tribute to the most innovative men and women of all time. To add to this I am started off a little discussion thread of discoveries, sayings or just about anything that I/you believe deserves commendation. Add on here : Grateful unDead!